Disney’s live-action Jafar will have you forgetting Aladdin even exists
He’s so hot
Let’s be honest, Jafar is one of the cartoon characters we would all totally get dirty in the desert with. There’s just something about his ‘I’m going to rule Agrabah’ attitude that’s so attractive. And Disney did a perfect job making his live-action actor even more fuckable by casting Dutch actor Marwan Kenzari. He’s so beautiful, you’ll forget he’s supposed to be evil.
Look at this guy.
He’s even more beautiful in GIF form.
Like, let me be Jasmine please.
I’ll be in that hourglass in my crop top any day for you, Marwan.
Jafar is the new hero of this movie.
You really just can’t beat him, sorry.
Honestly, I’ve been waiting for a hot Disney star since the Jonas Brothers disbanded. Catch me at the movie theatre, in line for the midnight premiere of Aladdin wearing a Jafar fan shirt. It’s going to happen.
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Sorry you didn’t make the cut!
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They were *not* excited to hear from us
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It’s official! Every single character on Riverdale sucks except for Betty
Betty FINALLY snapped
by Nian Hu
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