You might want to check your settings – fuckboys have evolved and are AirDropping dick pics
Technology has always scared the shit out of us – just look at the Terminator movies. But I'm sure Steve Jobs never perceived the horror he would bring into this world. He created something much more insidious and evil than killing-machine AI that looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger: The AirDrop dick pic.
You read that correctly. According to the NY Post, sending women peen pics on the train or in other crowded areas is the latest fad among douchebag exhibitionists. They search for women whose phones are set to receive AirDropped files from 'Everyone' then send over a crusty-ass three inch dick pic to get themselves off.
Using the iPhone AirDrop option, sexually harassing women is anonymous. Why risk having the girl you're talking to ghost you when you can send your pics to random ladies on the train instead?
Fuckboys are evolving and it's fucking terrifying. All my ladies, switch your AirDrop settings to 'contacts only' right now. We've given them Weapons of Mass Destruction.
But honestly, the type of douche who is doing this is also the type of guy who thinks girls are into dick pics – which we all know is just factually incorrect.
If I wanted to see something fucking disgusting on my phone screen, I would watch some pimple popping videos. Those are literally sexier than seeing a pic of some guys flaccid dick reflected in his toothpaste covered mirror.
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