Guys, A$AP Rocky is probably single

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Guys, A$AP Rocky is probably single

This is the only important thing about the Kendall Jenner and Blake Griffin pairing

OK, you guys all know who supermodel, Kardashian-sister Kendall Jenner is. This week, TMZ has been reporting Kendall is hanging out with LA Laker Blake Griffin. The pair apparently left Avenue club together and got into the same limo – which means they're at least fucking.

You may be wondering why you should care about this, and I have a very important answer for you: if Kendall is fucking Blake Griffin, modern Adonis A$AP Rocky is single.

A post shared by PRETTY FLACKO (@asaprocky) on Aug 13, 2017 at 12:26pm PDT

You heard me correctly. Gucci model, rapper, and all-around renaissance man A$AP is most likely on the market for some lucky girl. She probably won't be me or any other ordinary person reading this article. But still, we can dream. And damn, do I dream. Here's every reason I would want to date A$AP:

First off, just look at him

I did not use 'Adonis' lightly

A post shared by PRETTY FLACKO (@asaprocky) on Jul 8, 2017 at 11:39am PDT

As though he wasn't hot already, he's a fashion icon

I wish I was a man so I could wear this Dior.

Don't forget he's an award-winning musician

Don't act like 'Wild for the Night' isn't an anthem.

DOWNERS

A post shared by PRETTY FLACKO (@asaprocky) on Nov 30, 2016 at 10:37am PST

And apparently he wears XLs

I see you.

$AFETY FIRST

A post shared by PRETTY FLACKO (@asaprocky) on Jan 15, 2017 at 8:36am PST

Honestly, I don't care how many 'fucking problems' A$AP has, he is the perfect man. I'll be waiting for him to slide into my babe.net email. Any day now.