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Here’s a picture of Donald Trump staring defiantly at the eclipse without glasses because no sun can control a man this powerful
He has dominion over the celestial bodies
by Amanda Ross
Despite fake news warnings about "permanent blinding" and "retina melting" doing to "staring" directly at the "sun", Donald Trump faced the bitchass sun head-on, proving he has the best eyes and no flaming ball of hot gas can tell him when to avert his gaze.
Here, we see many things. We see Melania with her glasses on but not looking at the sun. Does she know where it is? It's fine, science is hard. We see Baron, wholly uninterested or perhaps incapable of doing anything other than making his fingers fight each other and pretending they're embattled Naruto characters.
And finally, we have our fearless leader. See, this is what we need. A man who's not afraid to scream FUCK YOU! at the sun, even as it burns his vision into one charred, blurry mass. This is the face of leadership.