Nicki Minaj’s new fall collab with MAC makes me so angry I’m broke as a joke
They’re the perfect autumn shades
by Amanda Ross
Nicki Minaj's beauty transformation is nothing short of storied. I mean, take a look at the difference just a few years made:
Queen Barb has always been gorgeous, but her semi-new glowing look is both aspirational and now attainable thanks to her dreamy new collaboration with MAC.
Nicki, being one of the world's biggest stars and beauty icons, has partnered with the makeup giant before on their now-storied Viva Glam collection. But the lavender-pink lipstick under her name was a one-off, and fans begged for more.
She's back, blessedly! Today on Twitter, Onika herself tweeted a teaser for a new campaign coming both this fall and next year. The full collection won't be available in 2018, but of course Nicki is giving her Barbz a little treat in the meantime. She's so good to us :,)
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) August 22, 2017
#NickiNudes will be released worldwide in September. They're creamy, warm-toned, deep nudes perfect for all skintones come fall.
I mean, look at textures and colors. And you know it's going to sell out in minutes and resell on EBay the next day down 10-times the price. Sigh.
Nicki, if you're reading this, hook your girl up! Also release the Rake It Up video pls.
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He cannot be stopped
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Let justice roll down
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