Wow, thanks for sending me that grainy concert Snapchat! I totally feel like I’m there with you!
I didn’t even watch it
by Jenn Ficarra
We get it, you're going to a concert of some Spotify Top 40 artist and you want the world to know and be jealous.
We fucking get it.
ok we get it you're at a concert. you can stop with all the videos now
— Georgeanna🌸✨ (@georgeanna__) August 12, 2017
Stop torturing the sad people who follow you with videos of the concert. For starters, the sound is atrocious and we can't tell which song they're fucking singing. Next, it's dark. Unless you've got some brilliant night vision filter that helps us see the fucking singer don't post the video. You're not a concert documentarian and you under no circumstances should be filming the concert.
And finally, we especially don't want to watch these videos because your singing in them is awful and there's a reason you're in the crowd and not on the stage.
Friendly reminder that no one is watching the 15 Snapchat videos u posted of the same concert so feel free to stop
— little bitch (@LilSebastianVol) August 26, 2017
You probably paid good money to see the show so watch the fucking show instead of trying to let Chad know that you're busy tonight incase he was going to text you to hang out. Trust me, we don't care and we don't want to watch the videos. If we wanted to go to the concert we would have bought a ticket.
— Diego Machado (@dmac132001) August 29, 2017
People who take concert videos in Snapchat…stop it. You stop it right now! Nobody can tell who that is and it all looks/sounds the same. 🙉
— Amanda C. (@iPanda29) August 13, 2017
Look, I've been guilty of posting videos of concerts I've gone to. I'm not a saint. But this is my official PSA. I beg, nay, I plead… please stop posting concert videos. We just don't care.
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