Wow, thanks for sending me that grainy concert Snapchat! I totally feel like I’m there with you!

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Wow, thanks for sending me that grainy concert Snapchat! I totally feel like I’m there with you!

I didn’t even watch it

We get it, you're going to a concert of some Spotify Top 40 artist and you want the world to know and be jealous.

We fucking get it.

Stop torturing the sad people who follow you with videos of the concert. For starters, the sound is atrocious and we can't tell which song they're fucking singing. Next, it's dark. Unless you've got some brilliant night vision filter that helps us see the fucking singer don't post the video. You're not a concert documentarian and you under no circumstances should be filming the concert.

And finally, we especially don't want to watch these videos because your singing in them is awful and there's a reason you're in the crowd and not on the stage.

#gaga herself! #live such an incredible performer! #thecure

A post shared by Amanda Kwolyk (@akwolyk) on Aug 29, 2017 at 7:11am PDT

You probably paid good money to see the show so watch the fucking show instead of trying to let Chad know that you're busy tonight incase he was going to text you to hang out. Trust me, we don't care and we don't want to watch the videos. If we wanted to go to the concert we would have bought a ticket.

Look, I've been guilty of posting videos of concerts I've gone to. I'm not a saint. But this is my official PSA. I beg, nay, I plead… please stop posting concert videos. We just don't care.

@jenniferficarra