All of the most hateful, hilarious tweets about Kim and Kanye’s new baby
‘Please name her Taylor’
The next, already famous, baby Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West will be having via surrogate will be a girl, and people have quickly jumped on offering an unwelcome hand with names.
It's not out of the question that the power couple, notorious for *~unique~* baby names like North, would consider something out of the ordinary, but some of the suggestions are just downright stupid.
Nothing like, say, Sir, or Rumi.
Hoping Kim Kardashian and Kanye West name the new baby Wild Wild… pic.twitter.com/Ox3eNtTqsB
— 🅢 🅞 🅟 🅗 🅘 🅔 ⭐️ (@_sophieholland) September 6, 2017
Like 'Areola' for example
— Emily (@EmilyJeanOlson) September 7, 2017
Or 'Lord West'
I hope Kim and Kanye name their child Lord West.
— My name is Ping 🐲 (@phantomous89) July 29, 2017
For some reason 'Kanye Jr' has a nice ring to it?
what if kim n kanye name their kid kanye jr
— colin (@spell__icup) July 26, 2017
And a lot of people want her to be named 'Winter'
— Nia Ray (@NiaRayWrites) September 6, 2017
Maybe 'Southeast' will be next and North will actually like her
— Redgal2u (@2ToneRedbone) September 6, 2017
Some even think Kimye can solve the North Korea 'dilema'
Actually, that's just one person.
— Julia ❤️ (@lovesjuliaa) August 11, 2017
Or if they're suuuper fucked up, the Taylor one
It would be funny af if Kim and Kanye name their baby Taylor or Swift lmao
— 🎭 Vivien (@vivvdikk) September 6, 2017
Praying Kim and Kanye name their new child Taylor. 🙏🙏🙏
— Rumi Kardashian West (@ryanbailey25) September 6, 2017
Then again, with parents taking to Twitter to make polls about whether they should name their next daughter Mckaylisa or Tylee, Taylor would be a welcome choice.
Sources close to the pregnancy say she's a married mother of two in her 20s.
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