Proof Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy was planned from the beginning
2017 is the year of waking the hell up
If you don't think Kylie "Control Freak" Jenner has been meticulously planning every single aspect of her pregnancy since day one, you haven't been paying attention.
Like Taylor Swift, most celebrities are absolutely obsessed with managing every bit of their own lives, and we have the receipts.
That's why if 2016 was the year of "realizing stuff," 2017 is the year of opening your damn eyes.
Kylie is on record saying she wanted kids before 30
In a KUWTK episode from 2016, Kylie asks her dad, Caitlyn Jenner, about what age she thought would be good to have kids.
Kylie says she personally thinks 25 is a good age, while Caitlyn suggests she aim for 30.
Kylie replies saying 30 is "too late," and that psychics have told her she'll only have two kids anyway.
She apparently wanted a kid as far back as Tyga
"It was such a bad relationship. Her family would beg her to protect herself," a source told People last year about her relationship with the rapper, adding that her family was concerned when things were good.
"Whenever things were good with Tyga, Kylie said she wanted a baby."
And between spending lots of time with her nieces and nephews and being around Tyga’s son, the source says she claimed she was "ready."
In April, Travis Scott sang about impregnating her
“Let me cum inside ya, let me plant that seed inside ya,” Travis Scott sings in a verse of SZA’s “Love Galore,” while surrounded by butterflies.
And fans are sure he was talking about Kylie. Because he was.
Travis Scott was singing to Kylie in Love Galore boi
— Hippy Queen🖤⚓️ (@hippykansas) September 23, 2017
The track was released right around the time he and the reality star began dating
In May, he posted a gram of Kylie captioned 'Butterfly Effect'
A nickname he's used before while referring to her.
In June, Scott Tweeted 'happiest day of my life,' and fans think it's the day the test came back positive
People are claiming Scott found out Jenner was officially pregnant on June 12, because he tweeted "Legit happiest day of my life."
Legit happiest day of my life.
— TRAVIS SCOTT (@trvisXX) June 12, 2017
Even though at the time, people thought it was because he and Kylie had broken up.
did you break up with Kylie?
— yungtomtom 👑 (@uniquegalore) June 12, 2017
Two days later, the couple got matching ~butterfly~ tattoos
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner got matching butterfly tattoos pic.twitter.com/tLQ7zjYwtI
— Rap-Hub (@RapHubDaily) June 14, 2017
Kylie said when she got pregnant she would get off social media, and she's been silent about this
“Once I have a kid I’m not going to be on Instagram," she told Elle UK in December, 2015, "You know, I’ll probably delete my Instagram and just…I don’t know, live life."
So maybe her time in the spotlight is coming to an end; she's ready to spread her wings and "live life."
Caitlyn has remarked that she would like at least 30 grandkids. Besides, it's not a coincidence Kim, Khloé and Kylie are all due in January.
But this particular kid will be named Butterfly.
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