I AM GOING TO SCREAM! KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT, TOO!
It’s NOT Scott’s, don’t worry
by Amanda Ross
Is there something in the Calabasas water? Did Kris throw out her daughter's birth control pills? Did four adult sisters with synched-up ovulation cycles decide to conceive in the same year? Well, yeah.
Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest of all six Kardashian-Jenner kids and mother of three, is pregnant.
This new spawn, first confirmed by Life & Style, will join siblings Mason, Penelope, and Reign in this world of luxury and 24/7 cameras. "I would have more. I could see myself with six kids," Kourtney's said before.
The father of Kourtney's new baby is not ex-partner Scott Disick, but Younes Bendjima. Who is a model? I think? Or maybe he's just a professional hot person, which is very different from being a model.
Not to take away from the beauty of new life and all, but can someone check on Scott? I'm genuinely worried.
Anyway, here's to hoping Kendall's next! Or something!
Who keeps giving Lena Dunham dogs?
Hi, 911? I’d like to report a crime
by Nian Hu
I regret to inform you that in the year 2018 Lena Dunham is somehow still relevant, despite MANY reasons why she should have long faded into obscurity at this point. Aside from being a fake-woke white "feminist" who accuses women of lying about rape and gets mad at black men for not wanting to sleep…
Billboard Charts indicate everyone’s getting dumped this week
We’ve all got that summertime sadness, apparently
by Amanda Ross
According to the Billboard Hot 200, which tracks the best-selling albums in the country in any given week, America is going through it. All I need is a Pharmaceutical Hot 200 to track a spike in Seroquel and Prozac and a Diabetic Hot 200 to show me a sharp increase in Cool Whip sales and…
Watch this man shock his dick off by putting it in an electrical outlet and tell me again why men are in charge of anything
It’s called ‘guy electrocutes his population rod’
by Harry Shukman
If you want to watch a short video of a man putting his dick into an outlet until it shocks him and he howls with pain, then it's your lucky day! Here is that video: Some highlights: – The moment the man thumbs his wang right into the socket– The huge spark of electricity that occurs upon…