I AM GOING TO SCREAM! KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT, TOO!

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I AM GOING TO SCREAM! KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT, TOO!

It’s NOT Scott’s, don’t worry

Is there something in the Calabasas water? Did Kris throw out her daughter's birth control pills? Did four adult sisters with synched-up ovulation cycles decide to conceive in the same year? Well, yeah.

Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest of all six Kardashian-Jenner kids and mother of three, is pregnant.

She joins Kylie (age 20), Khloe, and Kim, whose pregnancies were all announced last month.

This new spawn, first confirmed by Life & Style, will join siblings Mason, Penelope, and Reign in this world of luxury and 24/7 cameras. "I would have more. I could see myself with six kids," Kourtney's said before.

The father of Kourtney's new baby is not ex-partner Scott Disick, but Younes Bendjima. Who is a model? I think? Or maybe he's just a professional hot person, which is very different from being a model.

Not to take away from the beauty of new life and all, but can someone check on Scott? I'm genuinely worried.

Anyway, here's to hoping Kendall's next! Or something!

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