This couples costume meme is a treasure trove for you lazy, cuffed Internet fiends

I get paid to be online for nine hours a day, five days a week.

I know, you’re jealous. But it’s not all fun and games!

Sometimes my back really hurts from leaning too close to the screen, and sometimes I understand a meme too well in a way that alienates me from my peer group. Sometimes, that alienation can become… a little spooky.

That’s the premise of the “couples costume,” which adapts old pieces of Internet paraphernalia including popular Vines and single, iconic images into costumes for you and your nerdy-ass boo.

If you want a costume that other people are going to “get,” steer clear. But if you live for inside jokes between you, your partner and thousands of other weirdos online then these couples costume ideas might just be for you.

Based on this Vine by Christine Sydelko. Welcome to Bible Study indeed.

Damn bitch, this is actually kind of a viable costume option.

This costume only works if one of you can imitate her quiet squeak of terror.

I’ve actually been looking for this picture for a really long time. Do NOT ask me why.

This is doesn’t even have to be a costume. I need a man who’s impressed by my fat clouds.

Oh, dibs on being the baby!

You could even do this costume with your roommate!

Back at it again with the original Halloween costume concepts. Pay tribute to the three most perfect seconds ever captured on film.

@k80way