Every Uber you’ve ever been in is covered in cum, statistically

Is nothing sacred?

According to a new study, 7 out of every 10 Millennials have "hooked up" in the back of an Uber or Lyft. Yep, 70 percent of you are nasty as hell.

My question is, do you invite the driver to watch? Do you ask them to join? Do you just ignore their presence? You're at least tipping them a bit more than usual, right?

What about the cities where people are being the freakiest? New York, San Antonio, and Chicago. Who knew San Antonians had it in them? (editor's note: I'm from San Antonio and can confirm this as fact).

What else seems to be common? 33 percent of riders have taken a "Ride of Glory." What's a ride of glory? Well, it's basically a way to make you feel better about your life and your choices on a Friday or Saturday night. It's the equivalent to a walk of shame, or, actually, it's more like the code name for the Uber you take during your walk of shame.

At least we now have a name for our trash reoccurring weekend ritual!

The best statistic of them all, though? Republicans are twice as likely to have oral sex in the back of an Uber than anyone else because I guess swallowing is the only kind of birth control they support.

Sometimes you can't wait to get home before you jump your partners bones. I get it. I've been there. But just know my friends, someone is watching. And, also, possibly, giving you a lower Uber rating.

But who cares about a rating when you can make out? Certainly not me.

@jenniferficarra