Someone drew Winnie the Pooh and Piglet as thicc and it makes me want to call the police
If I had to see, so you do
by Katie Way
I regret a lot of things that I've done. I've gotten bad haircuts, gone on bad dates, and listened to Dance (A$$) by Tyga way more times than is remotely acceptable.
But all of those things pale in comparison to how much I regret seeing Winnie the Pooh and Piglet reimagined as thicc.
My precious childhood memories of watching a lovable band of animals frolic around in the Hundred Acre Wood has been forever tarnished. And because I'm an evil bitch and misery loves company, I am passing these cursed, cursed images along to you.
Gaze upon these pics, ye mighty, and despair:
These pictures were later compiled into tweet form by an ungodly heathen who posts under the Twitter handle @ReverendDrDash, although this post alone makes it abundantly clear that he is no true man of God.
I'm trying to give them both that hundred acre wood. pic.twitter.com/CNKK3oBYKg
— Zaddy-ington Bear 🐻 (@ReverendDrDash) October 31, 2017
Obviously, I am not the only one who is extremely upset by this horrible fan art. Other Twitter users were quick to express their own disgust, and honestly based on the fact that the original tweet hasn't gone viral, I think the Internet is saying a collective, "NO THANK YOU" to Winnie the Pooh and Thicclet (sorry).
Who tf sitting at their computer like hmm let me give Pooh and Piglet some titties https://t.co/7Sc5K1ZHvn
— Rev. Eric Dunn (@ericvdunn) November 1, 2017
Because I am a professional journalist, I did a quick Google search to find out whose deviant mind had spawned these busty monstrosities, but ultimately I was unable to get to the source.
The only other places I could find the Thicc Pooh were weird anime Facebook pages and other, older iterations of similar posts on Twitter.
But some mysteries weren't meant to be solved, and at the end of the day, I don't know if I could have stomached the other creations of the person behind this depravity.
Good luck getting to sleep at night, knowing this person could still be at large, ready and willing to ruin your childhood even more by drawing Clifford the Dog with a really phat ass.