Would you fuck this TERRIFYING Justin Bieber sex doll?

Ever since his smash-hit single "One Less Lonely Girl" I've had a massive hard-on for Justin Bieber. But as soon as we both became old enough to engage in the devil's deed, he clamored right on back to his wizard of Waverly Place and left me to choke on all my non-child-star dust.

Luckily, just before I considered showing up at his door to confront him — intervention style — about the whole situation, we were ~blessed~ with the Justin Bieber sex doll of our collective dreams.

Although it remains unclear whether the doll, which is currently going for $1,340, was actually sculpted to resemble the 23-year-old pop-star, the Beliebers are convinced it was, and so am I.

Between his pecks and side swept bands, I'm having Never Say Never flashbacks, and can only imagine this is the future Justin would've wanted for himself.

And even though we already know the Real Justin has a sizable member — tbh it must be life-changing, back-cracking dick for Selena to be running back to him like that — the new Justin's manhood is "fully customizable" for maximum pleasure, ranging from seven to nine inches.

So, would you fuck it?

@carolinephinney