I can’t stop watching this video of Lana Del Rey pushing her dancer over and not even noticing
I have lots of questions
by Una Dabiero
If you're a true Lana fan, you know we worship an absolute Primadonna. She's made very clear she has three life goals: Money, power and glory and she'll do literally whatever it takes to be on top, even if that means fucking your dad.
lana invented depression with her iconic album born to die
— a (@arianathefeat) January 25, 2018
Because of her, um, persona, I thought it was hilarious that she accidentally pushed one of her background dancers over and didn't even notice. But I can't stop watching, because I'm trying to figure out the science of it all.
Lana Del Rey knocking over a backup dancer without noticing is the funniest video on the Internet today. 😂 pic.twitter.com/7nvp4kJhvL
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) January 25, 2018
Like, did those three taps on her back really send her down? Does Lana have superhuman strength? Or did the dancer just trip? If she tripped, is it on Lana or on the stage? Did Lana really not notice, or is her mantra "the show must go on?" I think Lana definitely noticed but decided she just needed to keep the concert going. Did God will this or did the devil send demons to Lana's show to cause this accident? Will this be her last tour?
I've literally been watching this thing on loop trying to figure it out. Please email me and let me know what you think is going on. I need answers, and the stans in PopCrave's replies are not helping me.