looks • Jan 29 2018

Gather ’round, kids, and let’s gawk at Kim Kardashian’s gravity-defying nipples

God (and her team of doctors) spent some real time on her

Days like today, I'm really grateful that I don't have an HR rep to answer to because I've been staring at this picture of an all-but-naked Kim K in a mixture of jealousy and confusion all day:

Fine, not all day. She just tweeted it. But still. Forget the airplane. Forget the microwave. Forget Animojis. Kim's breasts, round and pointed to the heavens, are the only true modern marvels I recognize.

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