Trump’s State of the Union Address was a trash fire but look at these memes about Melania’s face
I love this song!!!
Look, I don’t get enjoyment out of judging the glassy look in a woman’s eyes while watching her husband “give to the Congress information of the state of the union,” but last night Trump was the 45th president to do so, and somewhere between his 17th and 18th “America first” rants I realized I couldn’t help but avert my eyes elsewhere. Anywhere, really. The first hour of his speech didn’t even mention a single proposal, he was literally just talking about himself.
But you know who would never be so vain? Melania Trump, First Lady of the United States and friend to aquatic animals everywhere. And like myself, it seemed she was having a hard time focusing on Trump, too. She was probably thinking about something more important, like “I wonder if we get free drinks at this,” or “Being here is really weird in the wake of all that Stormy Daniels shit,” or “Why won’t he just die already?”
Melania’s face is about to be a meme if it isn’t already. She is so pissed. #SOTU
— ✭Becca✭ (@dix_iechick) January 31, 2018
OK, it’s Twitter’s turn to decide what she’s thinking!!!
‘Melania’s face as Trump enters says it all’
— Brian Koerber (@bkurbs) January 31, 2018
‘If Melania is starting off like this, how miserable will she be by the end?’
— Matt Wilstein (@mattwilstein) January 31, 2018
The face of a woman who’s had enough
— Richard Deschamps (@richdeschamps) January 31, 2018
‘Never thought I’d relate to Melania Trump but’
Never thought I’d relate to Melania Trump but the look of abject misery on her face at #sotu is just about summing things up right now.
— Amy Odell (@amyodell) January 31, 2018
— Patrick (@tieoptional) January 31, 2018
‘That look could sink the Titanic’
That look on Melania's face could sink the titanic.#SOTU
— No Fascist America (@jehandy) January 31, 2018
‘The face of a woman who was forced to be there’
OMG, look at Melania's face! The only time she's smiled is out of respect to the people Trump is introducing. She has not smiled once when Trump was boasting.
That is the face of a woman who is FORCED to be there.
— ❣️ Sassy Mouth ❣️ (@SassyMouth2012) January 31, 2018
— rabia chaudry (@rabiasquared) January 31, 2018
‘A woman reevaluating her life’s choices’
— mwy (@wwredpepper) January 31, 2018
‘Her face when Trump was announced was priceless’
— Alison Belter (@alisonbelter) January 31, 2018
‘An immediate favorite moment’
— Indivisible MD (@IndivisibleMD) January 31, 2018
You know what? They probably should’ve just live streamed Melania’s face instead of whatever the hell Trump was talking about. It definitely would’ve gotten better ratings, plus, more people were tweeting about it anyway.
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