Kim just hand-delivered a Valentine’s Day gift to ‘hater’ Taylor Swift, other enemies
P!nk and Piers Morgan made the cut
by Katie Way
Kim Kardashian, benevolent queen of selfies, tasteful nudity and cultural appropriation, announced that she's sending her limited edition perfumes to a few special someones, and — obviously — posted the list of lucky recipients to her Instagram story.
Some Kardashian standards, like Khloe and Paris, made the cut but Kim didn't stop there.
In the spirit of Valentine's Day, she said she was sending gifts to "my lovers and my haters." Chloe Grace Moretz, Wendy Williams and Chelsea Handler are all represented with blue sticky notes, and all sit firmly in the hater category.
Kim K made a list of her haters-lovers to send them her perfume for Valentine’s Day 😭🤧 a genius pic.twitter.com/QfQo3Qq3N1
— m ,, 38 (@hessaesthetic) February 1, 2018
Would I kill to be on this shortlist? Maybe. Would I kill to have Kim's boundless tolerance for those who slander her? Definitely. Ms. Kardashian West truly knows how to turn the other cheek and smell amazing at the same time.
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