I’m pretty sure the Snapchat update is fake and they’re just gaslighting us
I don’t know anyone who’s really seen this thing
by Una Dabiero
Snapchat is known for their useless updates. Half of us are deleting the app every few months after realizing we're being tracked on a snap map or exposed to stories by Barstool Sports. Now, there's been a lot of buzz about the latest update which allegedly fucks up the whole system.
But I'm convinced this update doesn't actually exist. Is this just a massive psychological experiment constructed by a sadistic tech company? I definitely think so.
Twitter agrees with me that this update doesn't actually change anything
Everyone talking about the new Snapchat update but mines still the same ole same ole 🤷🏼♂️
— jay. 🤯⚔️ ➡️ SMF18 (@SpliffsBurgh_) February 8, 2018
Like, the app looks exactly the same pre- and post- update
When everyone complaining about the Snapchat update while I’m sitting here enjoying my cup of tea after updating and it looks the same pic.twitter.com/7E56C1sWxy
— Gerardo.👁🗨 (@Regalx92) February 7, 2018
I'm like 99% sure that everyone is gaslighting us
there isn’t even a new update. i just updated snapchat and it’s the exact same. are y’all okay??
— zachary smith :)) (@zachwtflmao) February 7, 2018
Or else we all wouldn't be so confused
Everybody’s complaining about the Snapchat update and mine looks exactly the same pic.twitter.com/3AZ0ZrlkMJ
— dan 🌙 (@_daniellehorne) February 7, 2018
Nice try, husband of Miranda Kerr
Everybody complaining about the SnapChat update. Am I the only one whose stayed the exact same after the update?😂
— ✨ (@beautee_) February 7, 2018
I see right through you.
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