news • Feb 08 2018

I’m pretty sure the Snapchat update is fake and they’re just gaslighting us

I don’t know anyone who’s really seen this thing

Snapchat is known for their useless updates. Half of us are deleting the app every few months after realizing we're being tracked on a snap map or exposed to stories by Barstool Sports. Now, there's been a lot of buzz about the latest update which allegedly fucks up the whole system.

But I'm convinced this update doesn't actually exist. Is this just a massive psychological experiment constructed by a sadistic tech company? I definitely think so.

Twitter agrees with me that this update doesn't actually change anything

Everyone talking about the new Snapchat update but mines still the same ole same ole ??‍♂️

— jay. ?⚔️ ➡️ SMF18 (@SpliffsBurgh_) February 8, 2018

Like, the app looks exactly the same pre- and post- update

When everyone complaining about the Snapchat update while I’m sitting here enjoying my cup of tea after updating and it looks the same pic.twitter.com/7E56C1sWxy

— Gerardo.?‍? (@Regalx92) February 7, 2018

I'm like 99% sure that everyone is gaslighting us

there isn’t even a new update. i just updated snapchat and it’s the exact same. are y’all okay??

— zachary smith :)) (@zachwtflmao) February 7, 2018

Or else we all wouldn't be so confused

Everybody’s complaining about the Snapchat update and mine looks exactly the same pic.twitter.com/3AZ0ZrlkMJ

— dan ? (@_daniellehorne) February 7, 2018

Nice try, husband of Miranda Kerr

Everybody complaining about the SnapChat update. Am I the only one whose stayed the exact same after the update??

— ✨ (@beautee_) February 7, 2018

I see right through you.

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Here’s the full court record

by Nian Hu

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Surprise! You’re Asian!

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And then tried to defend it

by Nian Hu

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