YouTubers are doing makeup tutorials while driving because I guess they weren’t being stupid enough
Natural selection, my friends
You know that rule in science or whatever, where things can only go up for so long before eventually plateauing? Like you can only get drunker and drunker for so long before texting someone you don't mean to, or you can only date someone for free food for so long before they clock what you're doing and expose you.
Well, in the case of YouTubers, I'm willing to admit I was wrong. Because since tasing dead rats and releasing their own nudes wasn't satisfying them, YouTubers are now doing full makeup tutorials with their cars on autopilot and I just cannot imagine something less safe.
Like this video where Jeffree Starr's Tesla drives itself as he applies a full face of makeup without paying any attention to the road at all. I can't even contour when I'm not in motion.
So if you weren't worried enough by the thought of YouTuber's operating vehicles without the security of parental supervision, you now have another reason to panic every time you so much as consider merging lanes.
Because this might be what you're merging into.