It’s official you guys, I’ve found the dumbest person on YouTube — maybe even the whole Internet
What is Gen Z up to this time
by Una Dabiero
I feel like there are different tiers of stupidity.
First, there are people who mix up "affect" and "effect." Then, there are people who shame strippers and people who voted for Jill Stein. Then, there's a huuuge gap. Then there are YouTubers. But I have officially found the person I believe to be the dumbest YouTuber of all. She's not offensive a la Logan Paul. She's just thick. But not in the good, Kylie Jenner type of way. In the "Wowwww, r u 4 real" type of way. (Writer's note: Thick in the head.)
This new YouTuber named Morgan Adams flew all the way to Los Angeles just to get a tattoo. But not just any tattoo: She got CHIPOTLE tattooed on herself… for subscribers. Yes, she admits this. Out loud. On the internet. She says she's a new blogger and desperate for views. No money involved.
Her tattoo artist seems bemused, but willing to take a dumb girl's money. Her friends twerk on camera while she gets it done. This is the 2018 we all deserve.
I think we should give this girl what she wants and click on her video. God knows she is on the edge and she needs all the help she can get — her friends are way more entertaining than her. And maybe we should call Chipotle up and ask them to help this sick, sick girl. How can you be so dedicated to a burrito that gives everyone E. Coli? The wicked, wicked ways of white girls.
Watch the video here.