What the hell is wrong with Kendall Jenner’s insane feet and how have I never noticed?!

When I spotted a headline about Kendall Jenner's feet on the Daily Mail, I stopped myself, asked if this was really what I came to the internet for today and then clicked through anyway. It's Monday morning, what the heck!

At first I assumed I was in for a different kind of article, but upon investigating, I realized this wasn't a fetish thing at all, but perhaps, the opposite?

Yesterday, the 22-year-old supermodel took to Instagram to post a few nude black and white photos of herself, and while the rest of her looks ~incredible~, nobody can focus on it because we're all too busy staring at her toes, trying to figure out what could possibly be going on.

And it isn't just that photo

Her feet are spindly and confusing in this one, also. To be fair, I feel like we've only ever seen her with shoes on, but this is probably why.

A few people even jumped in with explanations of their own

Which, really, thank god.

But regardless of your opinion, I bet she could make some serious money on the dark web with those things.

Not that she needs it.

@carolinephinney