The #Dickgrabbers challenge isn’t what you think it is, you nasty little pervert
Okay, it kind of is
by Katie Way
How do internet trends start? It's literally my job to write about this shit and I gotta tell you — I'm fucking stumped a lot of the time. But when it comes to this #Dickgrabbers scenario, I've got it all figured out.
If you haven't seem 'em yet, you better prepare for a deluge of acrylic nail pictures on your Twitter feed, accompanied by a single, evocative hashtag: #Dickgrabbers. You already know what the fuck is going on.
— Tina Sauxe Gawd 💧 (@TinaSauxe) March 15, 2018
— Chloè (@Nefertlti) March 15, 2018
— Arii ✝ (@_theyyloveari) March 15, 2018
— Whitley Gilbert ✨ (@__TorionaAshlee) March 15, 2018
— jennyy (@yaagirljennn) March 15, 2018
Per my analysis, this hashtag is popping off for a few reasons.
First of all, girls who get acrylic nails will take literally any fucking opportunity to flaunt that shit, on or offline. Back when I used to get my nails done, my camera roll was full of nail glamor shots. Now that I'm broke, I just have to settle for my stupid face.
— hyphy wifey 💍 (@_MoeskiMoe) March 15, 2018
— habichuela (@NOIRMOONLIGHT) March 15, 2018
Next, acrylic nails are a little dangerous — it's easy to poke yourself or someone else if you're not careful, plus they hurt like a bitch when they break. When you've got a full set, you're not just holding shit, you're grabbing it.
— 𝕒 𝕟 𝕟 𝕖🍒 (@viiviaxnne) March 15, 2018
— leslie❥ (@leslieeeox) March 15, 2018
And finally, you know the girls rocking these nails are grabbing dick only, because if you're a vagina owner and/or someone who enjoys sleeping with vagina owners then you know the obvious problems these claws face in that department.
— Love, Fernie (@sadangelonfire) March 15, 2018
The #DickGrabbers hashtag had me like 😶😶 until I clicked on it and saw so many beautiful nails. I’m calling my nail shop to make an appt for a set of coffin nails. Time to return to my long nails. Thanks for the motivation ladies!! pic.twitter.com/D7j9dZYfBu
— ♊️ M'Baku's Bae (@geminibuttaflyy) March 15, 2018
— Jessica Azambuja (@jessaza_) March 15, 2018
So there you have it, folks. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment to book.