The #Dickgrabbers challenge isn’t what you think it is, you nasty little pervert
Okay, it kind of is
How do internet trends start? It's literally my job to write about this shit and I gotta tell you — I'm fucking stumped a lot of the time. But when it comes to this #Dickgrabbers scenario, I've got it all figured out.
If you haven't seem 'em yet, you better prepare for a deluge of acrylic nail pictures on your Twitter feed, accompanied by a single, evocative hashtag: #Dickgrabbers. You already know what the fuck is going on.
Per my analysis, this hashtag is popping off for a few reasons.
First of all, girls who get acrylic nails will take literally any fucking opportunity to flaunt that shit, on or offline. Back when I used to get my nails done, my camera roll was full of nail glamor shots. Now that I'm broke, I just have to settle for my stupid face.
Next, acrylic nails are a little dangerous — it's easy to poke yourself or someone else if you're not careful, plus they hurt like a bitch when they break. When you've got a full set, you're not just holding shit, you're grabbing it.
And finally, you know the girls rocking these nails are grabbing dick only, because if you're a vagina owner and/or someone who enjoys sleeping with vagina owners then you know the obvious problems these claws face in that department.
So there you have it, folks. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment to book.
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