Selena says she never wanted The Weeknd’s musty, old, infected kidney anyway!!!!
Dried out crusty boy
I guess Travis Scott really knew what he was talking about when he described The Weeknd's latest album, My Dear Melancholy, as “scray,” because Abel has been crooning to us and we've all been sipping on his sweet, melodic lies. I really thought for a minute that his ex, Selena Gomez, considered allowing him to donate his kidney to her. His, musty, cocaine-riddled, dry-ass KIDNEY.
But apparently, his entire song about Sel was a lie to get attention, which is both warped, and really, really funny.
In the track Call Out My Name, Abel, who dated the Bad Liar singer from January to October last year, sings: I said I didn’t feel nothing baby, but I lied / I almost cut a piece of myself for your life. But according to a source from ET, not only was The Weeknd never going to give Selena a Kidney to begin with, she wouldn't have wanted it if he did.
"It’s just a lyric and he knew it would strum up attention and that people would interpret it exactly as they have, but he was never actually going to donate his kidney to Selena," they said.
But they also said: "Selena would never, ever have asked him," adding, "She wouldn’t have even wanted him to even entertain the idea." And . . . I think we all know why.
This is the kidney she got from her best friend Francia Raisa last summer, versus the one she could have gotten from him.
So I hope she's counting her blessings.
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