looks • May 08 2018

QUIZ: Build a 2018 outfit and we’ll tell you which Disney Channel style icon you are

If you aren’t Sharpay, you’re poor

Let's be honest, one of the best parts of watching Disney Channel was seeing the outfits. From the sequin-adorned insanity Hannah Montana danced around in on-stage to seeing the middle school style inspo on Lizzie McGuire, I was LIVING for Disney fashion as an 8-12 year old.

What Disney Channel style icon are you? Take this quiz to find out.

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