I also would love to be paid for being this hot
Let's all take a moment to put our pride to the side and just admit to ourselves that Kim Kardashian is one of the sexiest women alive. At this point in her career, she's proved herself to be a badass business woman and PR professional. Who else could've spun a PR nightmare (the sex tape, duh!) into a multimillion dollar fashion, beauty and tech empire? Not her old boss Paris Hilton, that's for sure.
We've seen her and her sisters bare it all, striking some boobs and butt for the camera, but looking at Kim shake her goodies in real time just doesn't compare. So sit back, relax and pop a peek at Kim's sexiest videos.
Her Met Ball look is amazing
She only owns tight clothing, apparently.
We adore Kim in a bikini of any kind
And she never misses an opportunity to flaunt.
And licking up on hubby Kanye
Ye may be a mess of a man, but Kim is his number 1 fan right now.
Anytime she can promote her body beside a KKW product, she's camera ready
Because who the fuck wouldn't be?!
Her little shimmy in the club can slay us all
Can Kim actually even dance? I'm not so sure.
Oh and we can't forget about her second husband (the mirror)
Praise polygamy, friends!
And if she's not filming her naked body, someone assistant is
Oh Kim, you've inspired me and other insecure girls to love and appreciate bodies. However, that doesn't get you off the hook for culturally appropriating, my gyal. Stahp it!
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