I am saddened to announce I now know exactly what Pete Davidson’s dick looks like
Ari spilled all the tea
The more I see Ariana Grande snuggled up with her soon-to-be hubby Pete Davidson, the more I question what their sex life must be like. With Pete and Ariana moving in together, there's no doubt in my mind she's getting it in morning, noon and night. And she's admitted in a tweet (that's now been deleted) that Pete's packing some juicy beef.
When a fan asked how long is Pete (as in the interlude of one of her songs), but Ari replied too quickly and admitted he's "like 10 inches". After she realized her mistake, she continued to correct herself that the interlude is a little over a minute.
Twitter had a good laugh
My girl Ariana was hiding absolutely nothing. She knew what she was doing when she didn't press that delete button. We see you queen. And seriously, congrats!
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