This girl asked cops to not arrest her because she’s a pretty, ‘very clean white girl’ cheerleader
Bitch blew through a stop sign at 60 mph!
A soon-to-be 33-year-old woman from South Carolina is not helping the reputation of white girls everywhere when she was stopped by police for a litany of traffic-related offenses including plowing through a stop sign at 60 miles per hour, high and drunk as fuck. It was what she said when she got pulled over, though, that's really criminal.
"I'm a very clean, thoroughbred, white girl,” Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw told cops, slurring her words. No shade, but her mugshot doesn't look…that…clean and she edited her Instagram profile pic to FaceTune Hell. Our gal Lauren didn't stop there, though. When cops asked her if she'd been drinking that night, she said, “I mean I was celebrating my birthday." I hate that I can perfectly imagine the exact intonation of her voice when she said that — very Stassi Schroeder, you know?
She kept listing reasons she shouldn't be arrested which include:
1. Being white
3. Her "thoroughbred" pedigree
4. Getting good grades in school 10 years ago
5. Being a cheerleader almost 20 years ago
6. Dating a cop once
7. Paid dues to a sorority in college
Not that I've ever been that reckless behind the wheel but when I get pulled over, I usually just cry — works every time!
Aziz Ansari talks about the sexual misconduct allegations against him for the first time
‘I hope I’ve become a better person’
In a gig on Monday night, Aziz Ansari talked for the first time about the allegations of sexual misconduct made against him last year. During a massively oversubscribed gig at Village Underground in New York, Ansari said he hopes he has "become a better person." Vulture first reported the comments. The site said Ansari led…
Instagram now tells people when you screenshot, so just throw away your whole damn phone
Who thought this was a good idea!?
by Caroline Phinney
Lately, Instagram has sucked for a lot of reasons: posts are no longer in chronological order, influencers are reportedly being screwed out of money, and now, on top of everything else, Instagram alerts someone when you take a screenshot. Is nothing sacred?! Long gone are the days of snapping pics of your ‘friends’ and then…
People are slamming Bumble for an ‘abusive’ ad campaign involving painting endangered elephants
“No one should even consider climbing on an elephant’s back”
by Nian Hu
Bumble recently launched in India and celebrated with a launch party at City Palace in Jaipur. Instagram posts and stories reveal that the CEO Whiteny Wolfe Herd and various celebrities were in attendance. Several photos of the event show elephants being ridden with the Bumble logo painted on their faces. According to PETA Executive Vice…