Oh, so now it’s a CRIME to pull your titties out and incite a riot on an airplane???

If you need further proof we live in a police state, just have look at this abhorrent injustice on an Easyjet flight to Ibiza. So a planeful of British folks were all crammed into a jet on their way to Ibiza, the titty/DJ Paris Hilton capitol of the world. Everyone was trapped and miserable and ready to go roll their faces off in Spanish clubs filled with foam when one brave woman took it upon herself to shake things up and have a little fun.

The big-breasted freedom fighter was drunk as hell — like blackout drunk — on the flight and dancing around, doing cartwheels, having a great time. Bringing a little sunshine into everyone's crankypants day, you know? She even pulled her boobs out and started giving a group of guys lap-dances. They consented to it, relax! Everyone was irritated with her which is insane because a flight to Ibiza over a holiday weekend might as well be a party bus, and things got a bit…messy as the flight landed.

According to a witness, known to the British press only as "Passenger Josh", our gal didn't want to sit down and put her seatbelt on. "The cabin through said no one was getting off the plane until the police arrive," Passenger Josh said. Apparently that's when things got heated, and a full-on brawl kicked off. It's unclear what exactly kicked off the group fight, but it's clear how it ended: Ol' girl was escorted from the plane in cuffs, her holiday over before it even began. If trying to have FUN is a CRIME, then you're just gonna have to go ahead and lock me up, too.

Watch the full video of the scrap here. The Mirror site is being a poon and won't let me embed it.