Justin Bieber’s been scammed into not signing a prenup because his marriage to Hailey Baldwin ‘will last forever’
He’s worth a quarter of a BILLION, but okay!
June through August of 2018 were dubbed The Summer Of Scam, but I'm thinking the rest of the year could be The Fall Of Finesse. For Hailey Baldwin, at least! Let me clear a few things up first:
1. YES, I believe Hailey and Justin are really in love
2. YES, I believe Hailey and Justin think they're gonna make it forever
3. YES, I believe Hailey Baldwin knows exactly what she's doing by talking to Justin about not needing a prenup
That doesn't make Hailz a bad person at all — it makes her savvy. When you agree to enter into a lifetime of commitment to a guy who pissed in a bucket while yelling "Fuck Bill Clinton!" and had his illegal pet monkey seized by the government, you've gotta cover your own ass. And boooy, will that ass be covered! Estimates place Hailey's net worth around $3 million, which is obviously beyond incredible for 99 percent of all humans who have ever lived. In Hollywood, though, I imagine having $3 million dollars to your name is akin to being one of those medieval peasants in tattered robes, throwing themselves in the muddied path of a feudal lord's steed and begging for a single farthing. It's warped but it's true!
On the other hand, JB's new worth clocks in at an insane $265 million. Now I see why he tried to smuggle the illegal monkey through the airport — when you're that rich, you've already done everything else! You have to start inventing new things, you know?
It's been reported that Justin's team are not super into the idea of a future equitable asset division. They think he's being naive, to which I say pft! When has a former child star ever made risky financial decisions?
Aziz Ansari talks about the sexual misconduct allegations against him for the first time
‘I hope I’ve become a better person’
In a gig on Monday night, Aziz Ansari talked for the first time about the allegations of sexual misconduct made against him last year. During a massively oversubscribed gig at Village Underground in New York, Ansari said he hopes he has "become a better person." Vulture first reported the comments. The site said Ansari led…
Instagram now tells people when you screenshot, so just throw away your whole damn phone
Who thought this was a good idea!?
by Caroline Phinney
Lately, Instagram has sucked for a lot of reasons: posts are no longer in chronological order, influencers are reportedly being screwed out of money, and now, on top of everything else, Instagram alerts someone when you take a screenshot. Is nothing sacred?! Long gone are the days of snapping pics of your ‘friends’ and then…
People are slamming Bumble for an ‘abusive’ ad campaign involving painting endangered elephants
“No one should even consider climbing on an elephant’s back”
by Nian Hu
Bumble recently launched in India and celebrated with a launch party at City Palace in Jaipur. Instagram posts and stories reveal that the CEO Whiteny Wolfe Herd and various celebrities were in attendance. Several photos of the event show elephants being ridden with the Bumble logo painted on their faces. According to PETA Executive Vice…