It’s official, I found the worst man on the Internet
No really this time
by Nian Hu
Are you a single girl who's been feeling a little lonely these days? Wishing you managed to snag a boyfriend during cuffing season? Well, fret no more! A quick scroll through Reddit's r/relationships is enough to make you count your blessings and swear off men forever.
And while all men are disappointing in their own unique ways, one definitely took the cake for being the Worst Man on the Internet. No easy feat, given the sheer abundance of deadbeat dads and serial cheaters and pathological liars and man-children who never learned how to cook for themselves!
Are you ready for this, gals? Buckle right in, because this story will make you want to join a nunnery and stay celibate for the rest of your life!
So according to Reddit user newmom7013, she's a 27-year-old woman married to a 27-year-old dude. She said that she's 5'3 and usually 120 pounds. After she got pregnant, she gained 20 pounds. Which, as anyone who has a basic knowledge of the human body knows, is extremely common. Gaining weight when you're pregnant? Imagine!
Not to mention that 20 pounds is…really not a lot? ESPECIALLY for a pregnant lady? I literally gained 20 pounds from freshman year of college, and that was just from eating peanut butter sandwiches in the dining hall at two in the morning! Seriously, if you're 5'3 and 140 pounds, that's not overweight. At all. Like, that's literally a normal BMI.
Her lovely husband, however, said he was "having trouble seeing [her] sexually." But he assured her that it would get better after she gave birth.
Flash forward 2 months, and things are decidedly NOT better. Womp, womp. Even though she lost 5 pounds (no easy feat for a new mom! You go, girl!), her man-child of a husband claims that he doesn't find her attractive anymore because of the "extra weight" and he wants her to "work on losing the weight."
Jesus Christ, dude. This lady just pushed a human child (YOUR child, by the way) out of her vagina, and you're seriously mad at her for not losing 20 pounds over the course of two months? That is LITERALLY physically impossible!
Well actually, that's not entirely true. Girl, do you want to drop approximately 200 pounds of excess weight? DUMP HIM.