This 500-year-old skeleton will win next season’s Drag Race
And I’m NOT talking about your mom
by Amanda Ross
My mind is racing with all the bad jokes I can make right now! Currently, I'm torn between: Slay while you get slayed (slain, I guess?) and Madonna looks amazing here. Archeologists unearthed a 500-year-old skeleton wearing thigh-high leather boots! Work bitch!
Other outlets less reputable than babe dot net have been quick to call the "male" "skeleton" a hypebeast or like an ancient warrior or whatever. But I would never come to such a heteronormative (or boring) conclusion because I grew up with a brother who put our dad's t-shirts on his head to pretend it was long hair. The skeleton was clearly a 15th century drag superstar and probably died while getting ready for Snatch Game.
Wake up, idiots!