The rules of 2019 have already been decided and there’s nothing we can do about it
People are already mad
I feel kind of bad for 2019 because people are already mad at it and it hasn't even started. It's like when you get with someone following a breakup and you're already assuming they're cheating on and lying to you, because why would anyone ever be genuine?
How can you blame us though? Even if 2018 was a good year for some people ~personally~ this is the first year in a long time almost everyone I've asked has prefaced telling me what they've been grateful for with this, and that speaks volumes. So honestly, we aren't taking any bullshit from 2019. It better just come in, sit the fuck down, and shut up. We're done playing with entire years. So, in the spirit of manifesting a peaceful, submissive 2019 before it begins, the people of Twitter are laying down rules:
Rule #1: Don't tell people your plans, but show them results
rule #1 for 2019: don’t tell people your plans. show them your results.
— ryen (@88RYEN) December 13, 2018
Start listening to your Taurus friends
In 2019 we’re going to start listening to our Taurus friends
— Dance God of Flow Heaux, First of his Style (@GodOfShuffles) December 14, 2018
But only fall in love with Capricorns and Virgos
in 2019 we’re falling in love with capricorns and virgos
— 𝖇𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞 (@wistfulfox) December 13, 2018
Or Pisces and Cancers — pick your poison
in 2019 we’re only falling in love with pisces and cancers
— HOOD CLEOPATRA (@umcornell) December 12, 2018
But one thing is for sure and that's NO ARIES
We ain’t fuckin with no Aries hoes in 2019 uh bye
— Sonny (@ZOMBI3CAKE) December 13, 2018
We aren't being ignored
We ain’t getting ignored in 2019. You can double text me or never hear from me again❤️
— 💭 (@oddflex_butok) December 14, 2018
We aren't doubling back on anything
Look, it ain’t no doubling back on anything in 2019. Not a friend, not a foe, not a nigga. Absolutely NOTHING. If the bridge burned it was supposed to. I aint tryna repeat no lessons i’ve already learned. Where we at is where we’ll stay.
— Deja’ Jones ✨ (@dejaamonaejaa) December 10, 2018
We're falling for a mans results, not his 'potential'
We’re not falling for a mans potential in 2019.
— #LaidBarePodcast (@Oloni) December 12, 2018
We’re cutting off anyone that gives out mixed signals
alright in 2019 we’re immediately cutting off anyone that gives out mixed signals because that shit is EXHAUSTING and we’ve got better ways to waste our time, am I right friends???????
— sai (@Saisailu97) December 13, 2018
We aren't offer the 'girlfriend experience' for free
things we’re not doing in 2019: offering the girlfriend experience for free
— cozy spice (@sydegee) December 11, 2018
We're falling in love with ourselves
in 2019 we’re falling in love with ourselves before anyone else
— Taylor Suwa ❁ (@taywhizzle) December 7, 2018
*Such a Libra thing to say.*
in 2019 we're falling in love with ourselves
— 𝖑𝖎𝖇𝖗𝖆 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓・゜ ♡ (@c00lcvnt) December 13, 2018
We aren't not holding on to ANY past relationships
We’re not holding onto past relationships in 2019. Let that shit go folks.
— Abi (@abiwilfong) December 7, 2018
And we aren't chasing after shitty 'friends'
In 2019 we’re not chasing after friends who move like they’re better off without us
— aiya (@aiyapapayaaa) December 8, 2018
We're building each other up instead of competing
Ain’t no competing in 2019, we building each other up 💯
— Selah Marie📸 (@_visualnarrator) December 14, 2018
We're building a brand while attracting good Karma
In 2019 we’re building a brand, diversifying our investments, being intentional about relationships, especially those that could open doors, loving ourselves and attracting good karma! ❤️
— Busi Mkhumbuzi Pooe (@BusiMkhumbuzi) December 4, 2018
But we aren't fucking with anyone who doesn’t fuck with us
In 2019 we’re not fucking with anyone who doesn’t fuck with us consistently
— Jeanine Gonzales (@JeanineGonzales) December 5, 2018
OR anyone who doesn't work out immediately
I ain’t re fucking with nobody in 2019 if ain’t work out then we just ain’t work out no apologizes 🥂
— DÁDDY K 🇯🇲 (@krisveitch) December 12, 2018
We’re eating vegetables, staying hydrated, using sunscreen and minding our own damn business
In 2019 we’re eating our vegetables, staying hydrated, using sunscreen and moisturizer, and minding our own damn business.
— the cranky wanderer (@crankywanderer) December 3, 2018
We're staying in our own lane
Staying in my lane & minding my business is my mood going in to 2019
— Lady_T0607 (@kristinawithak0) December 14, 2018
We aren't splurging, we're stacking
Ain’t splurging in 2019 we stacking the whole year
— QT (@qthomas__) December 12, 2018
And to do this, we are't paying for anything with our own money
as i was paying for some shoes a women dressed in full fur comes up and says ur too gorgeous to be using ur own money and honestly mood for all 2019
— nickolas (@sugarddynick) December 10, 2018
And while we're busy doing ALL of this, dudes will be…cupping their nuts in photos?
In 2019 we’re only cupping our nuts in photos fellas pic.twitter.com/ngx2LQs7XD
— NBALeagueFits (@FitsNba) December 14, 2018
Weird flex, but okay.