OK, we’ve got some serious questions about this whole iPhone X mess
The 8 is irrelevant, let’s get that straight first
People already have a lot of questions about the iPhone X — 8 was rendered obsolete about three seconds after their announcement.
how is anyone going to care about iphone 8 when they announced iphone X right after?
— Goody Grace (@goodygrace) September 12, 2017
For example, if the X unlocks with facial recognition, how is a two-faced bitch supposed to access their messages?
But that hasn't stopped people from lining up 10 days in advance to buy it. I truly hope they all get one. Nobody should ever love anybody or anything that much.
If my husband was dying (read: if I convinced someone to marry me and then they were dying) and it was going to take me 10 days to get into the ER to see them, I'd expect a text from them telling me to use my vacation time elsewhere.
So for the rest of us waiting on access to the future, here's what we're wondering.
How is it supposed to recognize a popcorn hoe?
how's the iPhone X gonna recognize me with no makeup days vs FULL GLAM days… pic.twitter.com/wPM0xWKcNa
— NikkieTutorials (@NikkieTutorials) September 12, 2017
Him: but its 2am why are you making up?
Her: i want to unlock my iPhone x
— ASIWAJU (@LOLU_AE) September 13, 2017
Will it freak out if it has a famous owner?
Beyoncé: *uses iPhone X facial recognition*
— D.va✌🏼💓 (@UnofficialDva) September 12, 2017
When is Lonely Boy's iPhone dropping?
iPhone XOXO gossip girl
— Droghiere (@Droghiere) September 13, 2017
And when is the damn phone going to just take us on vacation already?
Apple's new IPhone X is going to cost more than a grand. For that money I'd expect airplane mode to take me to the Caribbean
— ric (@PrettyRicc) September 13, 2017
What if you're ugly?
what if the iphone X refuses to open because it thinks you're ugly 🤔
— in love with a ghost (@LVGHSTmusic) September 13, 2017
Does it take Instagram trends into account?
How's ur Iphone X gonna recognize ya face when you take them instagram eyebrows off at night? 🤔
— Blédakiss (@ChefRoble) September 12, 2017
Should we all just say 'fuck it' and go back to the RAZR already?
I'm going back to a razr. I already feel like I spend too much time on my phone, the fuck I need the iPhone X for??
— Mercedes Alvarez (@MercheLeche) September 12, 2017
Will its cracked back look as cute as our iPhone 4?
Since the new iPhone has a glass back, if we smash it can we do what we used to do with the old iPhone 4 to it? pic.twitter.com/ezxIHH2hVF
— Hasnain (@HasnainMobeen) September 13, 2017
7 really ate 9?
So… 7 really ate 9? 🤔
— 💙💜💙💜💙💜 (@SevenPercentHoe) September 13, 2017
If we need to check in on our man can we use his skin?
"HOW'D YOU BREAK INTO MY IPHONE X!?!?!"
Your Girl: pic.twitter.com/LJW9hA6wuW
— X (@XLNB) September 12, 2017
And of course, does anybody hate themselves enough to buy one?
Will you buy the iPhone X?
— J Pierpont Morgan (@pierpont_morgan) September 13, 2017
"Are you only saying you're not getting the New iPhone X because you can't afford it?"
— Alluring Ivy✨ (@Drebae_) September 13, 2017
Yeah, probably you disgusting materialistic witch
Iphone X. Do I need it? No. Do I want it? Hell yes.
— Samprit (@nishxnish) September 13, 2017
Who are we to miss out on the future just because our iPhones are literally perfectly fine?
The new one has talking poop emojis.
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