This video of Blac Chyna using her baby stroller as a weapon at Six Flags is the greatest thing I’ve ever beheld

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This video of Blac Chyna using her baby stroller as a weapon at Six Flags is the greatest thing I’ve ever beheld

Apparently Six Flags gets crazy

O holy day! There's truly no better way to spend Easter Sunday than celebrating the resurrection of Christ in the form of trying to fight someone with a car-shaped baby stroller under the watchful shadow of Superman's Krypton Koaster.

Professional model/scammer/religious zealot Blac Chyna did just that when she got into an altercation at Six Flags and used her child's empty baby stroller as a weapon, swinging it around her head like Sauron wielding a medieval flail on the slopes of Mount Doom.

Apparently, someone had the nerve to try to touch her baby, Dream Kardashian. So like any Black mother would, Chyna removed her coat and hoop earrings to prepare for battle and started swinging the pink baby stroller at the culprit. Luckily for the other guy, Chyna's security stepped in and stopped the onslaught before anyone got hurt:

After the video went viral on Twitter, she explained the incident on her Instagram story:

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Blessedly, baby Dream's whip wasn't totaled and she got back to ridin dirty right away:

People should know better than to come for a woman's child, but you must have a death wish if you're trying to come within touching distance of Chyna's children/child support lifeline.

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