pop • Apr 16 2018

Khloe Kardashian’s baby’s name is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard

I am dead

Last week, Khloe Kardashian gave birth to Kris' NINTH grandchild — a darling baby girl. She went through a lot of SHIT with Tristan, her cheating baby daddy, to push this kid out. Then, she went and fucking ruined it all with the dumbest name I've EVER heard: True Thompson.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhpIjDIhHLC

Yes, you've heard me correctly. Khloe named her kid "True." Slightly ironic, considering Dad Tristan Thompson was everything BUT true to Khloe their whole-ass relationship. Honestly, this feels like Khloe trying to pull a Beyonce. You know, True versus Blue. Seems weirdly familiar. But she falls just short. Kinda the story of her life.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhpciMInwFu/?taken-by=babedotnet

Khloe, I want you to be happy. And I want your baby to be happy too. But I just don't know if that's possible when her name sounds both weirdly Christian and disturbingly hip at the same time.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhWevfUhk0r

Then again, I guess this baby bitch is gonna be richer than I'll ever be for her entire life, so I'm not sure she'll care. Still, I would have mad FOMO if my cousins were named cute shit like Stormi and Chicago and I was stuck in the corner with a cheating daddy and a dumb-ass name.

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