Do y’all really want to fuck Venom from ‘Venom’ or am I just having some kind of fever dream?

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Do y’all really want to fuck Venom from ‘Venom’ or am I just having some kind of fever dream?

You guys are gross!

Okay, babe is about as sex-positive as it gets (we wrote an entire story about girls getting nutted on) but sometimes, shit goes too far.

And I feel qualified to say that when it comes to the internet's lust for Tom Hardy's character in the upcoming Marvel movie Venom — no, not for Tom Hardy, for Venom — it is simply too much.

And what prompted this flood of thirst? None other than the release of the official Venom trailer, of course. You can watch it below, and stop reading if you get aroused, because that's against the law on this website:

Sometimes I am so impressed with the things the internet has allowed humanity to do. Things our ancestors never even dreamed of. The world is more interconnected than ever — it's easier to learn, stay in touch with each other, get instant updates on current events, and access a nearly limitless amount of knowledge at the click of a button.

But most of the time I'm like: Fuck the internet, this was a huge mistake. And the advent of this particular meme, or kink, or whatever you wanna call it only reaffirms that belief.

And yes, I am kink-shaming. Because look at this shit! Gaze into this monster-fucking abyss.

And honestly, the Twitter thirst has nothing compared to all of the weirdos on Tumblr.

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Via tumblr user @terato-fucker. Obviously.

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God, this stresses me out.

Via tumblr user @toloveakiwi. This one is kinda fun.

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You're all perverts, and I'm so tired. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go fantasize about the hot fox from Robin Hood sweeping me off my feet while he robs the rich and feeds the poor.

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