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Read this bride’s nuclear Facebook meltdown after guests refuse to pay $1,500 to attend her wedding
‘Suddenly, more people backed out, INCLUDING THE CUNT MAID OF HONOR’
A bride has gone full Vietnam-veteran-freaking-out-and-screaming-at-plants, and demanded guests pay $1,500 to attend her wedding. It's a full CAPS LOCK MELTDOWN in which she calls her ex (yes, he's now her ex), her maid of honor, her family and friends CUNTS for not going along with her insane rules.
It's a fascinating insight into the mind of a deranged Susan with a full-size galaxy brain, uploaded to a wedding group on Facebook. She's now called off the engagement, deleted her account and pledged to go backpacking around South America.
Welcome to hell:
"I invite all of you (including the CUNTS who have ruined my marriage and life) to put yourselves in my shoes… A local psychic told us to go with the more expensive option [maybe start taking this story with a pinch of salt], and we thought why the hell not? We just needed a little push. Our dream wedding amounted to 60k — all included with flights to Aruba.
"I SPECIFICALLY, I mean SPECIFICALLY asked for cash gifts. How could we have OUR wedding that WE dreamed of without proper funding? We'd sacrificed so much and only asked each guest for around $1,500. We talked to a few people who even promised us more to make our dream come true…. Our request for $1,500 for all other guests was not fucking out of the ordinary. Like, we made it CLEAR. If you couldn't contribute, you weren't invited to our exclusive wedding. It's a once and a lifetime party."
This is where it starts to go a bit wrong:
So, we sent out RSVP's and only 8 people replied and sent us the check. We were fucking livid. How was this supposed to happen without a little help from our friends. To make matters worse, my ex's family took back their offer. Suddenly, more people backed out, INCLUDING THE CUNT MAID OF HONOR. MY BEST FRIEND SINCE CHILDHOOD. MY SECOND FAMILY. I ws so shocked and tearful… Despearately, we resent our invites and asked people to donate what they could. I mean seriously people, what is $1000? What is $1500? Clearly, not a lot. It would be quite manageable and within budget.
A GoFundMe to raise the missing $ did not work (surprisingly), so her loving fiancé suggested a cheaper wedding in Las Vegas. Big mistake.
"My ex came into the room and offered to get a vegas wedding done. I laughed in his face, but he was dead serious. He wanted those cheap, raggedy, filthy, whore like vegas weddings. I mean WHAT the fuck?? Was he out of his mind? Am I some Hooch piece of fucking trash, a hooker? Am I supposed to like the idea of getting married in the heart of shady gamblers, alcoholics, and the get rich fast fallacy? Suddenly, my whole body began to shake as I entered a panic attack.
"I then called my maid of honor and cried my eyes out. Instead of sympathy, I was told that I was asking for way too much and I should stick to my budget. I mean… no words can describe. How could someone who offered me THOUSANDS OF FUCKING DOLLARS then deny me MY promised money and then tell me to shift down my budget??? She KNOWS my fucking DREAM was a blowout wedding. I just wanted to be a Kardashian for a day and then live my life like normal. I called her a filthy fucking poor excuse of a friend, and hung up."
"I am cutting all of you snakes off," she says at the end. Amazing.
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