‘Hot-dogging’ is the butt version of titty-fucking, and this is why you should try it tonight

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‘Hot-dogging’ is the butt version of titty-fucking, and this is why you should try it tonight

B-cups and below, this one’s for ya’ll

There have been few times when the guy I was getting it in with did an A+ job at oral, and I rewarded his good behavior by allowing him to slide through my tig-'ol- bittie set of 34 F's (yeah, I know).

However, not every woman will pass the pencil test, and therefore is unable to participate in titty-fucking. But after engaging in a bunch of weird sex acts, I've found a solution so my babes in the itty bitty titty committee can get in on the action—it's called hot-dogging.

Hot-dogging is just as the tweet above states, and it's actually kind of nice. I stumbled upon hot-dogging by accident when my boyfriend (at the time) was tearing it up from the back, and pulled out too far, and then accidently slid it in between my cheeks.

What's awesome about hot-dogging is that literally anyone can do it—melon-sized boobs or not. And in actuality, it might even be better than your everyday titty-fuck because you and your partner get to enjoy the butt massage. It's calming, enjoyable and you literally won't have to do any work. They'll honestly just appreciate having the opportunity to do more shit with your butt while eliminating the risk of an unwanted or unprepared facial. You get the best of both worlds.

Hot-dogging might sound like the biggest mind-fuck in the burn book, and if you're baffled that anyone could possibly enjoy this, I don't blame you. But in reality, it's probably the most intimate moment you can share naked with your partner without having actual sex. Maybe after allowing that, they'll finally give you that foot rub you've really been seeking out.

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