There are five vagina types, and this is what yours says about you
The actual vagina is really just a hole, not the entire ‘V’ shape
by Ari Bines
Never have I ever thought it would be possible to be jealous of another girl's anatomy, but after having been forced to change pre-gym class in front of all girls (some of whom didn't care for underwear), it definitely had me blushing at the sight of my own.
After doing a deep dive into vaginas (not like that, you perve), I found that there are a lot of different shapes, sizes and slits way different from my girl downstairs and the ones I watch in porn. If guys can examine, compare and talk their dick talk in the locker rooms, why should us girls feel any different about taking a look down under our skirts for a change?
So grab a mirror, ladies (or put your phone in camera in selfie mode), and find out which of these vagina types belong to you:
This one happens to mine. I call her Sheila, and surprisingly, it's one of the most uncommon vagina types. Go figure. When I was young and naiive, I always thought that my slit was temporary and that it would grow into a fatter, plumper vag as I got older—not the case.
Essentially, the slit vagina hides the entire labia minora (a.k.a the inner lips) with the labia majora, or the outer lips and unless you spread 'em, it'll stay hidden. Despite the fact that your vagina type is completely dependent on genetics, I like to think of the slit as the biggest tease of all.
The curtain call
The curtain call is similar to an actual curtain. The labia minora extends past the labia majora, appearing as if someone is peeping through a curtain. It's pretty case by case, but the labia minora can either peek out by just a tad, or it can look like it's making an escape from vaginal prison.
The flower petal
This kind of vagina literally looks like a flower, particularly a tulip. Your labia minora looks like it's about to bloom from your pussy and only slightly exposed from your outer lips. While not as out and about as the curtain call vagina, the labia minora is visible, but contained. Your cous cous kind of has it all.
The peace sign
Similarly to this motion we use to let people know it's going down, the vagina spreads wider at the top, revealing the labia minora at the immediate opening and it then closes off at the bottom. This vagina type exposes the labia minora more, making it tough to hide in your bikini bottoms, but that's all part of the tease. *wink*
The camel toe
You've got a fatty, girl! While the camel toe cunt is almost identical to the slit, the camel has visibly larger lips. Some of my friends with this vagina type have felt insecure about it when summer time comes around, because they know throwing on a pair of tight leggings, or high-waisted denim shorts, will never fail to give them a vaginal wedgy.
Not every girl cares to know their vagina type, but I definitely do, because it could very well determine how much better sex can be if you know your vagina, how it works and how it's constructed, so whoever your partner is can learn understand how to please you the next time you go at it in the sheets. Or anywhere you like to fuck in public, really.
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