Men are in absolute hysterics over Jennifer Lawrence saying ‘dick is dangerous’ while discussing her sex life
Good thing literally none of us care
by Una Dabiero
In a recent talk with The Sun, Jennifer Lawrence got real about her (lack of a) sex life. She said she doesn't like to have sex outside of relationships because she's a total "germaphobe." She always has her boyfriends tested for STIs before they fuck and she practices very safe sex, very infrequently.
She summed up her entire sex philosophy with a single saying that's been alllll over the media: "Dick is dangerous." Trademark that, bitch!
Dick is totally, 100 percent dangerous. Unprotected sex can cause tons of health concerns and pregnancy. And yeah, having sex with a vagina can cause STIs too. But people with dicks who identify as men are much more likely to hurt us than people who have a vagina…just saying.
Of course, men decided to get really upset Jen had the GUTS to say she doesn't want to have sex with them
They tried 'roasting' her by pretending she'd ever have sex with a lame-ass with a ukulele in his profile picture
Some of them tried to argue pussy is more dangerous than dick, as though they've seen pussy before or this is at all what she was talking about
Well if dick is dangerous Jennifer maybe you should try Miss Pussy
— Al Pecan (@pecan_al) March 8, 2018
But mostly, they just made petty complaints about a woman daring to practice sex how she wants
Ha ha ha ha ha
— Enigma: West ( Dissident |( Homeland (@Bernard_Samson) March 8, 2018
— Metro McGurk (@metrofla) March 9, 2018
Somehow, I'm not surprised. Sorry!