There’s a dating site just for Kanye West fans, and I feel more Bound 2 fall in love than ever
by Katie Way
The first time I heard Bound 2, the most iconic love song of the 21st century, I swear to fucking god my pupils dilated and I had a straight-up epiphany that's guided my romantic trajectory ever since.
So why wouldn't I sign up for Yeezy Dating, a new site exclusively for fans of Mr. West?!
According to the site's guidelines, Taylor Swift fans are banned:
This sounds way more promising than Tinder, where I might accidentally fuck a Republican or something.
According to a crowdfunding page for the site, the founder is a British dude named Harry who wants to "celebrate Kanye West fans" which is crazy, because that's exactly what Kayne would want to do! His mind… it's so powerful.
The site isn't actually live yet, but that didn't stop me from signing up already, and if you're looking for someone to enjoy massively overpriced sneakers and anime with then you should too.
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