The sugar cookie trend is the beach pose you’ll be seeing all this summer
We see you, girl
Now that it's finally hot again, we have a much better excuse to dress like thotties. Finally! Summer is practically upon us, and the best kind of beach body is any body, and girls are too quick to post them onto the gram.
Recently, we've discovered yet another new thirst trap trend and it's making waves (ha!) all throughout your feed called the sugar cookie and it's super sweet to look at.
I didn't just make this up, guys. It's a legit term
Face it, when you're at the beach, it's pretty much impossible to avoid sand in places where the sun don't shine. Instead of beaching about it (sorry, I had to), girls are taking advantage of their uncomfortably sandy asses and serving the sugar cookie trend under some sick sun rays.
Some sugar cookies are super casual
Not everyone's as extra as I am, but with the help of a real ass friend, she or he would be delighted in assisting your execution of a killer sandy coated ass.
Last summer, my best friends had to force me to take a beach photo because I was so insecure being half naked when I was bigger than most girls getting their tan on (I'm black. So not me). Eventually, we ended up spending more time taking pics than actually being in the water.
Most sugar cookies, though are plandid as fuck
Call it intuition, but I think a lot of these girls intentionally sought out a photo op to make imaginations go wild. The fact that a majority of these photos could damn well be ads for swimwear, I have an inkling their pics had an ulterior motive. But what do I really know?
Though these sugar cookies don't hide much at all
I think now that women have gotten comfortable enough with their bodies to share sandy ass pics, we're better for it. We love the attention and we love when men send us Sephora gift cards just for being hot. It's the easiest job in the book.
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