news • Jun 05 2018

Sooo, about Netflix getting rid of The Office…

Here’s what you need to know

Everyone online has been freaking out and losing their minds, curious and furious about whether or not Netflix will be removing The Office from their streaming platform.

But I'm here to bless your heart and tell you Michael, Jim, Oscar, Pam, and Meredith will remain on your screen.

Netflix says The Office isn’t going anywhere pic.twitter.com/Pq7impc2Ac

— Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) June 4, 2018

And despite The Office removal rumors being just rumors, people are still pissed

I’m letting you know now. Mark my damn words. If the Office is removed from Netflix EVER, I’m cancelling the subscription I don’t pay for. I’ll bring this whole company down idgaf.

— FrankCHEEK AlvaCHAW (@FAlvarez8085) June 4, 2018

I pay $9.99 for Netflix just to watch The Office. That is money well spent in my opinion.

— Nathaniel Scott (@nate_siefker) May 30, 2018

It was removed here in the UK a couple years ago. I still question why I have Netflix

— Liam ? (@LPR99_) June 4, 2018

Me if Netflix ever does the unthinkable pic.twitter.com/2ajE5glY5Y

— Trina Wilkinson ? (@trinacrosby) June 5, 2018

if @netflix removes the office i’m cancelling my subscription

— twells (@taylor_well56) June 2, 2018

When you hear that Netflix is removing The Office… pic.twitter.com/FC4M4tnPBu

— Hailey Smoot (@HaileySmoot_) June 3, 2018

No need to tweet your RIP The Office just yet. She's still here with us and we shall cherish her every day after work and a glass of wine. But just to remain sane, we've reached out to Netflix herself for comment.

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