Today, we as a world are in mourning. It's highly suspected that David Beckham and Victoria Beckham are calling it quits very soon, so basically my will to live expires whenever their marriage officially does. Next month, David and Victoria Beckham are set to celebrate their 19th year of marriage — but there's a lot of evidence indicating they won't make it that far.
First, British bookies have suspended bets on the tenure of their marriage
Crazy thing: Like, all kinds of gambling in the UK is legal. It almost makes me wonder why we wanted to do our own thing in 1776, you know? But bookies (the dudes who run bets on sports and shit like how long marriages last and what gender baby Meghan and Harry will have) at one of the bigger betting chains have stopped taking bets on Posh and Becks. And that comes after no prior indication they were splitting. Considering their whole job is to take money from people, why would they just stop that unless they…know something? 👀
The last photo she posted with him was 4 months ago
I don't know about you, but if you haven't shared photos of you and your man in more than a quarter of a year, then I think the time to redefine the relationship has come upon you.
David's been seeing a lot less of his family
Since the launch of David's new football club in Miami, he's been going back and forth between London and the U.S. Currently, Vicky is home taking care of Romeo, Cruz and Harper while he's away.
They're selling their wedding outfits
To support the incredible work of The We Love Manchester Emergency Fund and the families affected by the Manchester attack last year, @victoriabeckham and I have partnered with @omazeworld to give you the chance to own our wedding outfits. Head over to omaze.com/beckham for details. @mrkimjones @victoriabeckham
We're all raising a brow due to the fact that David and Victoria are auctioning off royal wedding outfits as well as their dresswear from their own nuptials 19 years ago.
Ok, fine, they're doing it for charity. But still. No one can really say if they're staying strong (yet), but I hope to the lawd they can get it together.
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