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We asked guys on Bumble for the best chat up lines they’ve heard
‘Nine times out of 10 I just get ‘nice dog”
Ah the boys of Bumble. Another breed of gentlemen. Unlike Tinder, the app’s requirement that women make the first move eliminates the prevalence of cheesy chat up lines. Frankly it’s something you grow to miss. So I asked boys on Bumble the best chat up line they’d ever heard. They had some golden ones:
Alex, 23
“Is your last name Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker”
Glen, 26
“Well you’re a bit of alright to look at aren’t you.”
Peter, 20
“The outright weirdest one that really amused me was ‘I’ve got a collection of stuffed animals I think you’d like’. It was followed by a gif of an ostrich attached to a drone.”
Will, 26
“Will, I’m not gonna lie, I’d love to see your cock right now.”
“‘If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber’, which I replied to by telling her that cucumbers were actually fruits.”
“‘Knock knock’ ‘Who’s there?’ ‘Europe’ ‘Europe who?’ ‘No, you’re a poo'”
Ben, 23
“This can go two ways. 1) you can not reply to this message and never see me again. 2) you can bring me a Chinese and I’ll shag your head off. Your call?”
Kasam, 23
“Someone’s opener to me was ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I see you matched with me but guess what? You matched with my housemate too.'”
Tayler, 21
“I was once invited to a hotel, that was the girl’s chat up line.”
Elliot, 22
“To be fair I don’t think you should need a chat up line to speak to someone.”
David, 24
“I’d say nine times out of ten I just get ‘hey nice dog.'”
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