Fans say these photographs are PROOF Selena Gomez is pregnant, and I kind of believe it
Is Biebs gonna be a DAD?
by Katie Way
I don't really get into "events," because I'm like super chill and counter-culture and shit, but even I got sucked into the Met Gala last night because I'm a lapsed Catholic who loves critiquing other peoples' outfits.
But while I waded through all the tweets talking shit about Shailene Woodley, I noticed fans talking about something way more serious than oppressively blunt bangs: people actually think Selena Gomez is pregnant, and… well, you'll just have to look for yourself.
So nobody else thinks Selena Gomez is pregnant? pic.twitter.com/DpB5ZV1HLp
— KG (@BabygirlKati) May 8, 2018
— GIRL CHILD #FOLLOW (@WorldTreasure1) May 7, 2018
am i blind or is selena gomez pregnant
— liv! ? (@visitkingdoms) May 7, 2018
I’m sorry Selena is Gorgeous always has been but what the fuck is this..? She NEEDS A NEW MAKEUP ARTIST & is she PREGNANT?
— Stan (@stanfacts_) May 8, 2018
Okay i think Selena Gomez is pregnant.. not only has she been hiding her belly, but she’s glowing AND her boobs look bigger than usual pic.twitter.com/pxeH3VMGlP
— may the FOURTH be with you (@claraa_amazingg) May 8, 2018
— Lottie ? (@Lottie_Lamour) May 7, 2018
Yeah. Yikes, right? Fans said that the maternity cut of Selena's dress, her skin's lit-from-within (okay, sprayed-from-without, but still) glow and her visibly bigger boobs are all signs that the actress and singer is pregnant.
Could all of this be mere coincidence, with Selena experiencing a regular smegular weight gain à la Thicc Rihanna or a normal, non-famous human being? Sure, but that's nowhere near as fun. I went to Selena's Instagram for more clues, and noticed a (significant?) lack of stomach visibility in her recent posts.
Yesterday @amyschumer sent me her new movie I Feel Pretty (its because I’m obsessed with her) this movie is so important to watch. I encourage all my ladies out there to go with your girls and watch! We used to live in a time where we would say “I can’t wait to BE older” to now being a generation that wants to LOOK like an adult without understanding the responsibility or who we truly are on the inside sometimes. I know I can relate for sure! GO WATCH!! It’s our modern day 13 going on 30!!! #notgettingpaidtosaythis #truth ??
Coincidence? Potentially! Plus, I don't know if you noticed, but Justin Bieber is going the FUCK through it right now. Did you guys SEE him at Coachella with Bella Thorne and the Yodeling Kid?!
— Robert Pattinson (@rpattz_updates) April 30, 2018
Clearly, he's in crisis… the kind of crisis he might be in if he recently discovered that he's going to be a father — or that his beloved ex-girlfriend is having a child with someone else.
Then again, real Selenators know she has lupus, an autoimmune disease for which she received a kidney transplant last year, so she could just be gaining weight while she recovers or going through some kind of health-related fluctuation — in which case, we're all assholes.
I don't know which option is better. I guess I just hope that she's okay.
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