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How to tell if he likes you based off where he cums
Not all body parts are created equal
by Jenn Ficarra
You might think there's no hidden meaning behind where a guy chooses to jizz. But you would be wrong.
There are layers and layers of subtext beneath regular old sex and where he asks to cum on you can say a lot about how he feels about you. Are you a one night stand? Are you his future wife? Does he maybe think you're ugly?
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Every jizz placement has a meaning and we're here to help you DTR without having to ask him.
Inside you
He's a sociopath who's about to try and trap you into a nightmare relationship. He's might have a few warrants out for his arrest and just needs a safe space right now. Or you're married. No in between.
On your stomach
It's too soon to tell how he feels about you but there's hope! He definitely likes you enough to cum on a neutral area but then again he could have just as easily gone further north or on himself. Don't give up just yet!
On your tits
You're his dream girl. He'd only ask someone he was super into if he could cum on her tits because he knows that can be degrading and he doesn't, in any way shape or form, want you to think he's disrespecting you. He really likes you and also enjoys having sex with you.
On your face
He's going to ghost you soon. Your name in his phone is probably something like "Tinder Ashley #4". He'll call you an Uber once you're done.
On your fupa
He's debating asking you to be exclusive! He's in it to win it with you. He's basically so into you that he gets too caught up in the moment and pulls out almost too late but still manages to. He's cumming on an area that's a bit neglected but wants to show it and you some affection.
On your back
He thinks you're ugly but might continue to keep you around as a fuck buddy.
On your ass
You're someone to fuck. He'll act like you're crazy when you ask him "what are we" after fucking each other exclusively for 2 months.
In your ass
He doesn't even know your name, tbh.
In the condom
He likes you. He respects you. He values you as more than just a sex object. TBH he's probably trying to make you his girlfriend if you aren't already.
In your mouth
You already know he likes you. You've probably been dating for six months or so and you just got bored binge watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with him so you decided to blow him. Good for you, sis!
On himself
He's in love with you and, quite possibly, wants to spend the rest of his life with you.
Your hair
He might kill you. Run.
Butttt if he helps you wipe the jizz off then you know he at least respects you. Even if he did cum on your face, he respects you for letting him and that, my friends, is at least a bit comforting.
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