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- Laura Lee is staging a comeback whether you like it or not
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- YouTubers are now pretending to have terminal illnesses for views and subscribers
- People are really out here yelling ‘FUCK YOU’ at jars of rice to prove a point
- Checkmate, Christians: Proof that God does not exist
- Free Michelle Carter, says top civil rights group
- I will die on this hill: Stop lying in your Instagram bio
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- Do you want to be the Jenner family’s personal bitch?
- If you’re mad at women who take pretty Instagram pictures, please reevaluate your life immediately
- Beyoncé’s ex-drummer is accusing her of ‘extreme witchcraft’ and murdering a pet kitten
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- When did celebrities get so fucking sensitive?
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- Forget the Summer Of Scam — it’s all about the Fall Of Finesse
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- High-profile cryptocurrency founder writes blog posts about sex with preteen girls, and says condemning pedophilia is ‘nonsense’
- The secret to perfect skin that never ages: Minding your own damn business
- Blake, there’s people that are dying
- Watch this bloodthirsty grandma shoot the fuck out of a 500lb gator because it ate her pet horse
- Kylie Jenner discovers INGENIOUS life hack, proving she is the greatest visionary of the 21st century
- If your man yells at his Alexa, you need to dump him ASAP
- Wanna know every graphic, upsetting detail about Donald Trump’s penis? Too bad, here it is!
- Everyone knows a Brett Kavanaugh, and we want to write about yours
- Why is no one calling Drake out for his relationship with a teenage girl?
- Get ready to smash that mf Nut Button, here’s Lana Del Rey’s super hot brother!
- MOOD: Real Housewife Kim Zolciak photoshopped her infant’s lips to make them look bigger
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- ‘I’m so sorry I couldn’t fix you’: Ariana Grande just posted the most heartbreaking post about Mac Miller
- Back off, thirsties! Justin Bieber is now a MARRIED man
- There’s no way to prove Kylie Jenner didn’t cause the Irish famine
- Your #MCM has nothing on this big-dicked zoo animal
- MAMMA MIA! This mom claims to have the skrongest vagina in the nation!
- Surprise! Curvy Wife Guy is actually super racist!
- Ladies, make sure your man is a virgin or else his penis will look like THIS
- That weird ‘Curvy Wife Guy’ hates us :(
- Looks like Beyoncé picked a side in the messy Cardi B-Nicki Minaj feud
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- I will never forget the amazingly cringe way Shawn Mendes got famous
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- This student reported sexual harassment and physical threats by a frat. Her college said ‘boys will be boys’
- Someone call PETA, Kendall Jenner is naked and rubbing her vag on a horse
- There is a third Sprouse sibling, and she is dating Dylan Sprouse
- Stop trying to silence the truth! Timmy Thick is actually Jack Antonoff
- This sweet but clueless guy wants to make his girlfriend a 3-D printer dildo, awww!
- Are those Happy Bunny t-shirts from middle school the reason we’re all like this?
- Actresses have to kill (literally) for an Emmy nomination
- Hours after Mac Miller’s death, Instagram thots started exploiting his death
- People are posting fake stories about sex trafficking to get attention on Twitter
- Veronica is the only good part of ‘Sierra Burgess Is a Loser’
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- Put this statue of a saint on Drag Race and watch her win Season 11
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- Stop blaming Ariana Grande for Mac Miller’s death
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- Is Timothée Chalamet’s new haircut hot or not? You decide!
- How influencers sneak adverts into their posts without telling you
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- Will getting hit by a campus bus give me free tuition?
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- I thought the guy who plays Peter Kavinsky was super hot…then I looked at his Twitter
- This male lion deserves getting mauled for doing whatever this proud queens say he did
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- Don’t let anyone with a Snapchat filter profile pic tell you shit about life
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- This is how professors accused of sexual misconduct go back to teaching
- Kids these days will never know the glory of old school WorldStar fight videos
- Is Kim K cheating on Kanye with…Drake?
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- Maybe not everyone is supposed to a pop star?
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- After looking at this terrifying evidence, Donald Trump will have to RESIGN the presidency
- Let’s look back at all the Abercrombie sister stores we’ve loved and lost
- Let this googly-eyed fish scheme inspire you to pull an equally genius scam on your next boyfriend
- Share this post if you admire bravery, ignore if you’re a coward and despise children
- Christians say the creepy bishop who groped Ariana Grande did nothing wrong
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